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ryokenisbeast: The Defibrillator Toaster My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!” “DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!” He’s bread, Jim. Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!  JESUS CRUST. JAM IT! “Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.” LMFAO ^^ Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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ryokenisbeast: damn… hella cute
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Accept your past without regrets, handle your present with confidence, and face your future without fear .

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philiptheloser: Faze Fakie doing a Fakie to impress the ladies? 
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"IT'S SO COLD"

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.

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Everytime I try to talk to you, I just feel like I annoy you.

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